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Archie McPhee Tin Foil Hat For Humans

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  • Reflective tin foil hat
  • Made of mylar with felt lining
  • Elastic strap goes under chin
  • Protects against them doing that thing
Product Description


One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance electronic thought observations is having to make a new tin foil hat every day. This mylar hat fits most adult heads, and comes with a felt lining and an elastic strap to hold it in place. Youll look stylish under the most harsh psychic assault attempts that they can throw at you! When we wore it to the grocery store, we noticed 20% less mind control and lots of jealous stares.

Additional Information
  • Manufacturer: Archie McPhee - Accoutrements

  • Model: 12774

  • Storkz Item #: S20825329

  • Item Weight: 0.04 kg

  • Product Dimensions: 2.0 X 4.0 X 8.0 inches