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Madness is my Method.
There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (Of. Here we go again.) I'm a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. Ive been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I'm gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even humans.) Be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!) I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?) are making an appearance. (Hope you don't mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
I brought my skills and my favorite things. Weapons (check), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course, yours truly - ME (Checkmate!)